I was on the way to the stables to fetch my horse. It's a huge brown horse, named Brownie. Brownie somehow sprinkle-pisses at anyone that stands near his butt. So I lead her from the stables, past the paddock, and up her carrier. At that time I closed and locked the carrier door, Brownie lifted her tail, ready to sprinkle her golden shower. Well she did, but I manage to avoid it.
I had my lunch while waiting for Brownie to get transported. Funny how my boss just walks in and said he'll pay my lunch bills while he went to the gent's. So I left the restaurant with boss, on our way to Brownie's carrier. We walked pass the paddocks, beer barrels, and stables. While we were near the carrier, boss asked me to drive the carrier, but I told the boss to enter first (as Brownie's butt was near the carrier door). While boss was opening the door, Brownie did her job.... poor boss..
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